Lin Daiyu rectifies workplace copywriting, old yin and yang

This article shares RIO Tipsy's "I'm Drunk at Work in the World" series of posters and emoticons titled "Lin Daiyu Rectifies the Workplace". Friends who are interested can learn from it.

As a worker, I don’t have a holiday on Children’s Day, Youth Day, or Double Ninth Festival, but I do have holidays on Tomb-Sweeping Day and Labor Day. I suddenly realized that I am a working corpse, or a mummy for short…

The workers are suffering, but have nowhere to complain, so these grievances are transformed into a series of "workers" jokes. When these quotes are spoken by the "master of yin and yang" Lin Daiyu, the resentment is doubled. After reading them, I feel warm all over...

Let's take a look at the posters of RIO's "I'm Drunk at Work" series "Lin Daiyu Rectifies the Workplace":

01 Seven Days a Week Series

I want to die seven days a week, no more, no less.

Anyway, with this little salary, everyone can order me around.

The reason why I still insist on working with such a low salary is to make my boss understand that cheap goods are not good.

I wanted to make an appointment after get off work, and it happened that the client also wanted to make an appointment

There is always a meeting after get off work, and I am always called to the meeting. I feel puzzled because most of the meetings that even I have to attend are unnecessary.

The weekend is adjusted to a day off. What? Are you wronged by having a day off?

In order to have a five-day break, you need to work six days in two consecutive weeks. Is this the legendary mule and horse holiday?

Is this 996 only for me, or do other girls have it too?

It is said that 996 is illegal, so we now implement the 007 work system.

There are other weaklings willing to take the blame, so they won't come after me.

If you dare to mess with me, you've got a weak spot. How about it? Does it feel good?

Three hundred and sixty-five days a year, just eating bread is enough to fill you up

The boss’s pie is getting bigger and bigger every year, and I’m really choking, so I decided to catch some fish myself.

Who touched my fish? What did you touch?

The May Day holiday is certainly wonderful, but the most exciting thing is to slack off before the holiday.

02 CITY WORK Series

This leader

What a wonderful person

Really better than Jia Mu

Still hard to serve

If it weren't for

How much silver

Who wants to be here

Running around

Finally made it

Off-duty time

Never look at it again

Those annoying ones

Information

I thought I was

Different from the others

I guess it's me

Self-assertion

It's hard for you to worry

Afraid that I'll be idle

Always thinking of ways

Keep me busy

I probably

I can't make it through this day.

Just turn on the computer

I feel upset

03 Expression Pack Series

Yes

Mine isn't anymore

Probably drunk

Sorry for bothering you.

Just holding on

Good and reliable

I'm here to call someone again.

You are awesome

04 Conclusion

Because it is too hard to go to work while under the influence of crime, I chose to "go to work drunk". Although it is a bit weird, it is normal for me to get up early every day and have a poor quality.

Some people may ask, why don’t you quit your job when you are in such a miserable state in this class?

Because most people live a 45° life, they can neither lie down nor stand up, so they can only stay half awake and half drunk~

Author: kuang13; WeChat public account: Free shipping